Love Game by Elise Sax

Author:Elise Sax [Sax, Elise]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 978-0-345-53227-5
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Published: 2014-02-25T05:00:00+00:00

Chapter 11

Happy accidents are really happy, bubeleh. In this business, we need all the help we can get, and the most-welcome help comes out of thin air without any effort on our part. Years ago I was trying to match Joyce Temkin. In the modern parlance, Joyce was a “hard bitch.” There’s not a lot of men who are interested in a hard bitch, and no matter what I tried, I couldn’t match her. Then, one sunny day, I invited Joyce over for an alfresco lunch in the backyard. In the middle of our meal, I went inside to get more lemonade. At that very moment, dolly, high over our heads, a man jumped out of a plane, and his parachute didn’t open. You could call that an unhappy incident, but it worked out really well. Wouldn’t you know it, that meshuggener landed right on Joyce. They shared a room in the trauma unit over in San Diego and fell in love. It turned out that Joyce wasn’t nearly as hard as we thought. If she had been, the parachutist would have been a goner.

Lesson 2,

Matchmaking Advice from Your Grandma Zelda

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